13 ways to be Annoying

* Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register. 

* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 

* Pay for your dinner with pennies. 

* Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 

* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 

* Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 

* At the laundry mat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 

* As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 

* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. 

* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 

* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. 

* Name your dog "Dog." 

* Ask people what gender they are.