* Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register. 

* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 

* Pay for your dinner with pennies. 

* Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 

* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 

* Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 

* At the laundry mat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 

* As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 

* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. 

* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 

* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. 

* Name your dog "Dog." 

* Ask people what gender they are. read more →

- Can you cry under water? 

- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 

- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 

- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? 

- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 

- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 

- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 

- What did cured ham actually have? 

- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 

- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 

- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? 

- Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON television? 

- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? read more →